Mischief Monday - Our new 10 commandments

During the weekend I was listening to a radio station (through the internet) that featured only songs from the 50's and 60's.  One song was titled the ten commandments of love.  Jeff and I was having breakfast so we made our very own ten.  

1. Thou shall not HIT.
2. Thou shall not CHEAT.
3. Thou shall not LEAVE unless #1 or 2 has been violated.
4. Thou shall not be MEAN with INTENT.
5. Thou shall not NAG or WHINE. 
6. Thou shall not COMPLAIN.
7. Thou shall not SCREAM or throw a HISSY FIT.
8. Thou shall not GO TO BED ANGRY.
9. Thou shall not let one be LONELY.
10. Thou shall not forget to TAKE CARE of each other in their golden age.   

Now you can make your own Ten Commandments with your better half and see what you come up with.